answer the following questions using only two words.

1. when was the last time you shaved?
long ago

2. explain what ended your last relationship.
what relationship?

3. what were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.?
visiting mom

4. what were you doing 15 minutes ago?
questioning client

5. are you any good at math?
uh no

6. your prom night?
didn't go

7. do you have any famous ancestors?
yes. lots.

8. have you had to take a loan out for school?
big ones

9. do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile?
mostly do

10. last thing received in the mail?
bills bills

11. how many different beverages have you had today?
coke coffee

12. do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine?
yes sometimes

13. who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to?
violent femmes

14. do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
there's rocks

15. what's the most painful dental procedure you've had?
wisdom teeth

16. what is out your back door?
old porch

17. any plans for friday night?
tiffany beers

18. do you like what the ocean does to your hair?
yucky frizz

19. have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns?
parents gross

20. have you ever been to a planetarium?
nope. never.

21. do you re-use towels after you shower?
of course

22. some things you are excited about?
dogs sleep

23. what is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
red sugar

24. describe your keychain(s)?
broken now

25. where do you keep your change?
ikea jar

26. when was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people?
court spring

27. what kind of winter coat do you own?
several, why?

28. what was the weather like on your graduation day?
scorching sunny

29. do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
closed tight